An actor (Freeman) prepping for an upcoming role meets a quirky grocery clerk (Vega), and the pair hit the road to show one another their respective worlds.

Him: Am I bothering you standing here?
Scarlet: You are... three feet from my face.
Him: Hey, Big D. How you like the ride?
Big D: [tips his coffee cup towards Morgan Freeman]
Him: Race you to the next light!
Him: ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale!
Big D: [tips his coffee cup towards Morgan Freeman again - as they speed away]
Rhea Pearlman: I'm calling his wife.
Big D: No you're not!
[last lines]
Him: We'll never see each other again.
Scarlet: Never.
Male Receptionist: You made me want to be a woman.
Him: I have that effect on people.
[first lines]
Him: Sorry, what was your name again?
Packy: Packy.
Him: Packy?
Packy: Yeah.
Him: Are we lost, Packy?
Him: The director is so young he hasn't even been born yet.