Andrew Dice Clay Quotes

Andrew Dice Clay — American Comedian born on September 29, 1957,

Andrew Dice Clay is an American comedian and actor. He played the lead role in the 1990 film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane... (wikipedia)

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don't raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes

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