They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
I've belched a lot more since I had gall bladder surgery. I don't know why.
I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.
I did learn that there's no point in eating too much Vitamin C because it comes out of your bladder.