Bruce Feirstein — American Writer

Bruce Feirstein is an American screenwriter and humorist, best known for his contributions to the James Bond series and his best-selling humor books, including Real Men Don't Eat Quiche and Nice Guys Sleep Alone. Real Men Don't Eat Quiche was on the New York Times best seller list for 53 weeks... (wikipedia)

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Our enemies are real. But so are the moral questions and long-term political implications of drone strikes.
To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.
I would say I'm a casual gamer. I'm not hardcore.