Bruce Vilanch Quotes

Bruce Vilanch — American Comedian born on November 23, 1948,

Bruce Vilanch is an American comedy writer, songwriter and actor. He is a six-time Emmy Award-winner. Vilanch is best known to the public for his four-year stint on Hollywood Squares, as a celebrity participant; behind the scenes he was head writer for the show. In 2000, he performed off-Broadway in his self-penned one-man show, Bruce Vilanch: Almost Famous... (wikipedia)

I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made.

It's really live television, the way God meant it to be.

I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.

I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches.

Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it?