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A paranormal expert and his daughter bunk in an abandoned house populated by 3 mischievous ghosts and one friendly one.
Casper on Screen: I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you? Kat: Casper?
[Casper sitting on his old sled, takes his baseball cap off] Casper: I begged and begged my dad to give me this sled, but he acted like I couldn't even have it, because I didn't know how to ride it. But then one morning, I came down for breakfast and there it was, just for me, for no reason at all. I took it out, went sledding all day. And my dad said "that's enough" but I couldn't stop, I was having so much fun It got late, got dark, got cold... and I got sick, and my dad got sad. Kat: What's it like to die? Casper: Like... being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn't go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn't be lonely.
Casper: There's a girl... on my bed. YES!
Kat: Drop dead. Stretch: Too late.
Kat: You guys are disgusting, obnoxious creeps! Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [in unison] Thank you! Kat: I mean, what's your problem? He's just cleaning the floor! Stretch: Hey, shut up, skinbag! Kat: Piss off! Stretch: Take a hike! Kat: Get a grave!
Amelia Harvey: That was a very noble thing you did tonight, Casper. I know Kat will never forget it. She needs her father. And I know yours won't forget it either. You fulfilled his greatest dream, Casper, and I know he is very, very proud of you. And for what you've done, I'm giving you your dream in return. But it's just for tonight. Sort of a Cinderella deal. Casper: So I have until midnight? Amelia Harvey: Ten. Casper: Hey, Cinderella got until midnight. Amelia Harvey: Cinderella wasn't twelve years old.
Kat: Sometimes I worry that I'm starting to forget. Casper: Forget what? Kat: My mom. Just certain things. The sound of her making breakfast downstairs. The way she'd put on her lipstick, so carefully. I do remember, she always used Ivory soap, and when she'd hug me, I'd breathe her in, so deep. And I remember before I'd go to sleep she'd whisper in my ear, "stardust in the eyes, rosy cheeks, and a happy girl in the morning." Casper? Casper: Hmm? Kat: If my mom's a ghost, did she forget about me? Casper: No. She'd never forget you. Kat? Kat: [about to sleep] Mm-hmm? Casper: If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me? Kat: Mm-hmm. Casper: Kat? Kat: Mm-hmm. Casper: [whispers] Can I keep you? Kat: Mm-hmm. [Casper kisses Kat on the cheek] Kat: Casper, close the window. It's cold. [Casper curls up in bed by Kat's side]
Stinkie, Stretch, Fatso: All for one, and one for all! Stretch: Catch your pants before they fall! Fatso: On the runway now we have Dr. James Harvey wearing smashing underwear. Stretch: Marky Mark, he's not!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: [runs out of the house frantic] Who you gonna call? Someone else.
Casper: All I want's a friend.
Carrigan Crittenden: [appears as a ghost to Dibs] Not so fast, little man. The bitch is back!
Amelia Harvey: James, I know you have been searching for me, but there's something you must understand. You and Kat loved me so well when I was alive that I have no unfinished business, please don't let me be yours.
Kat: I can see right through you. Casper: Yeah, kind of happens when you haven't got any skin.
Father Guido Sarducci: No problem, Piece of cake... piece of CRUMB cake!
Carrigan Crittenden: DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you flaccid little worm you! Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in! [Carrigan laughs] Dibs: You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's 'always kick 'em when they're down'. And baby, you're six feet under. Oh, what a shame! [grabs vial] Dibs: Sorry, sweetheart; we're through! Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps as she sees that Dibs is about to break the vial] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm you! Dibs: [chuckles sarcastically] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog, called 'Carrigan' - a bitch, just like you! I've got the power! I've got the treasure! Carrigan Crittenden: And you have a flight to catch! Dibs: Huh? [Carrigan flings Dibs out the window] Carrigan Crittenden: [turns to Kat and Casper, calmly] Any other takers? Casper: No, but aren't you forgetting something? Carrigan Crittenden: What? Casper: Your unfinished business. Carrigan Crittenden: My what? Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over. Carrigan Crittenden: Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion. I have EVERYTHING. I'm... just... perfect! [she laughs evilly until a flash of light comes out of her as a sign that she is crossing over] Carrigan Crittenden: [gasps] Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business - lots of unfinished business! [more flashes of light appear] Carrigan Crittenden: I-I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait! You tricked me, you rotten little rats! [Carrigan screams as the flashes of light causes her to vanish without a trace]
[after seeing a ghost] Kat: Dad, I'm sorry. Dr. Harvey: For what? Kat: For not believing you, for thinking you were a total loser. Dr. Harvey: Aww honey... apologize later!
Clint Eastwood: [the image of Clint Eastwood appears in the mirror] I'm gonna kill you... your momma... and all her bridge-playing friends. [face Changes again, this time to Rodney Dangerfield] Rodney Dangerfield: You think YOU got it tough? I got a facelift! And there's one that looks just like it underneath!
Stinkie: Smell-o-gram!
Stinkie: Scream or sugar?
Dr. Harvey: I thought I had a hundred things to say when I saw you... but - how? Amelia Harvey: Let's just say you know three crazy ghosts who kept their word.
Casper: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Come with me if you want to live.
Casper: God, I'd kill for a pinky.
Stretch: [the door knocks three times slowly] That was fast. I... I believe it's for you, Doc. [supernatural music plays as light starts to shine in the room. Dr. Harvey starts to answer it but looks back] Stinkie: [with Stretch] Go. [Dr. Harvey continues his way to the door. The music intensifies. When he opens the door, light shines in his face and he stares in awe] Dr. Harvey: Amelia? [the light and music fade as Fatso reveals himself in a red dress and makeup. He notices Dr. Harvey] Fatso: MY MAN! [he pulls him in for a kiss] Fatso: MMMMMMMM-WAH! [Dr. Harvey falls to the floor] Fatso: Hmm. [Fatso laughs smugly]
Fatso: I feel like Oprah on hiatus. Stretch: You look like Oprah on hiatus.
[last lines] Kat: [after everyone has left] Not bad for my first party, huh? Casper: [friendly] Couldn't have been better. Dr. Harvey: It ain't over get. BOYS! [the Ghostly Trio appears and start playing Casper's song]
Carrigan Crittenden: [stalking after Dibs, carrying a huge battle axe] Damn it, Dibs! This won't hurt a bit! Stop bein' such a weenie! It's just business! COME ON!
Stretch, Fatso, Stinkie: [singing] It's my party and I'll die if I want do, die if I want to. You will die too, when it happens to you.
[Dr Harvey pulls at the carpet to stop him rolling down the stairs, it comes away and he rolls down the stairs in the carpet] Stinkie: Sushi, anyone? California roll, comin' up!
Kat: In two years I have been to nine different schools, eaten in nine cafeterias. I can't even remember anyone's name.
Dr. Harvey: Honey, I think it's time that we sat down and had a little talk. Kat: It's a little late for that, Dad. Dr. Harvey: How late? Kat: Oh, don't worry, not that late.
Dibs: [looking down after Carrigan falls down the cliff] Carrigan! Are you a ghost yet? [no answer] Dibs: Carrigan! What a tragic waste. She had my favorite sunglasses.
Stinkie: [the Ghostly Trio along with Dr. Harvey are out partying, and Dr. Harvey is drunk, singing karaoke] Hey, this Dr. Harvey's got a lot of spirit, you know what I'm sayin'? Stretch: Yeah, but he's got his whole miserable life ahead of him. Fatso: So we could do him a favor, and put him out of his misery. Stretch: Yeah. Hey, good idea. We've been The Ghostly Trio long enough. Time to make it a... quartet!
Stretch: [eating breakfast with Stinkie and Fatso] Ya know what the problem is? Casper's got no respect for us. Fatso: After all we've done for the little glowworm. Stretch: Yeah. HEY! [he sees Casper cleaning the mess the trio made on the floor, via their breakfast] Stretch: What the hell do ya think you're doin', Bulbhead? This floor used to be dirty enough to eat off of. Casper: But we have company. Stretch: Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery. [he turns into a Nike] Stretch: BOOM! [he kicks Casper out of the way and the whole trio laughs and cheers]
[Dr Harvey has died and come back as a ghost] Dr. Harvey: I'm free! I've never felt so great in my life; I can fly-eee! [He crashes into the floor] Fatso: Rookie. Stretch: Stinkie, work with him.
Fatso: [Dr. Harvey is sucking up all three ghosts in the vacuum] This s... sucks!
