Clark Kerr — American Economist born on May 17, 1911, died on December 01, 2003

Clark Kerr was an American professor of economics and academic administrator. He was the first chancellor of the University of California, Berkeley, and twelfth president of the University of California... (wikipedia)

I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
A university anywhere can aim no higher than to be as British as possible for the sake of the undergraduates, as German as possible for the sake of the public at large-and as confused as possible for the preservation of the whole uneasy balance.
The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed.