Claudette Colbert — French Actress born on September 13, 1903, died on June 30, 1996

Claudette Colbert was a French-born American actress, and a leading lady for two decades... (wikipedia)

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.