Colin Mochrie — Scottish Actor born on November 30, 1957,

Colin Andrew Mochrie is a Scottish-born Canadian actor and improvisational comedian, most famous for his appearances on the British and US versions of television improvization show Whose Line Is It Anyway?... (wikipedia)

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