Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry — American Journalist born on July 03, 1947,

David McAlister "Dave" Barry is a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels... (wikipedia)

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Dave Barry Quotes

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