When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Only dumb people are happy.
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.