Frank Carson Quotes

Frank Carson — Irish Comedian born on November 06, 1926, died on February 22, 2012

Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSG was an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats... (wikipedia)

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

Frank Carson Quotes

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