Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Charles Spurgeon
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr