This parody series is an unearthed 80s horror/drama, complete with poor production values, awful dialogue and hilarious violence. The series is set in a Hospital in Romford, which is situated over the gates of Hell.

Dean Learner: She was like a candle in the wind... unreliable.
Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life.
Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel.
[Opening lines: ]
Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace.
[repeated line]
Dr. Rick Dagless: My name is Doctor Rick Dagless, M.D.