Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx — American Comedian born on October 02, 1895, died on August 19, 1977

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators... (wikipedia)

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Groucho Marx Quotes

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