Ice Age: Continental Drift Quotes
Manny, Diego, and Sid embark upon another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they explore a new world.
Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy; doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: Can I tell him our secret?
[Eddie nods]
Crash: [to Louis] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!
Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say imminent death!
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.
Crash: Can I tell him our secret?
[Eddie nods]
Crash: [to Louis] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!
Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say imminent death!
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.
Diego: I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.
Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
Sid: Yeah, leprosy!
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
Sid: Ah, lice!
Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.
Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
Sid: Yeah, leprosy!
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
Sid: Ah, lice!
Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.
Granny: [Jumps in ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.
[Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
[Manny throws Sid in]
Sid: I got you, Granny.
Granny: Get off of me!
Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
[Gets her back in the ice berg]
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?
[They turn around disturbed]
Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.
[Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
[Manny throws Sid in]
Sid: I got you, Granny.
Granny: Get off of me!
Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
[Gets her back in the ice berg]
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?
[They turn around disturbed]
Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.
Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.
Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?
Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
Sid: What?
Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.
Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?
Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?
Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
Sid: What?
Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.
Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?
Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.
Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.
Shira: Wait. I'll take it.
[coldly]
Shira: Thank you.
Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.
Shira: It's a gift.
Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.
Shira: Wait. I'll take it.
[coldly]
Shira: Thank you.
Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.
Shira: It's a gift.
Diego: [Roars] Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.
[Hears whooping]
Diego: Huh?
[Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]
Eunice: I think we're almost there!
Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!
Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!
Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!
Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!
[Diego tries to reach safety]
Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!
Marshall: Rock!
Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!
Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
[Hears whooping]
Diego: Huh?
[Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]
Eunice: I think we're almost there!
Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!
Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!
Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!
Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!
[Diego tries to reach safety]
Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!
Marshall: Rock!
Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!
Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
Eunice: [to Sid] I never thought I would see my little baby again, we've been searching everywhere for you.
Sid: You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.
Marshall: Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.
Eunice: But we always missed you.
[sharply to Milton]
Eunice: Right?
Milton: Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.
Granny: [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!
Sid: You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.
Marshall: Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.
Eunice: But we always missed you.
[sharply to Milton]
Eunice: Right?
Milton: Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.
Granny: [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!
Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.
Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.
Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?
Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.
Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.
Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever.
Manny: I know. That's what worries me.
Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.
Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.
Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?
Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.
Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.
Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever.
Manny: I know. That's what worries me.
Ethan: [after escaping from a collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey Peach, loosen up; have some fun.
Peaches: Fun! You call that fun? I'm outta here.
Steffie: Come on, I mean do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog for a week than getting along with us?
Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...
Peaches: Bad enough? There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I *like* hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!
[leaves]
Steffie: Ah, yeah. Well, *your* species is going to be extinct first!
Dumb Mammoth: Haha, *burn*!
Ethan: We're the same species, geniuses.
Dumb Mammoth: What... double burn!
Peaches: Fun! You call that fun? I'm outta here.
Steffie: Come on, I mean do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog for a week than getting along with us?
Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...
Peaches: Bad enough? There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I *like* hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!
[leaves]
Steffie: Ah, yeah. Well, *your* species is going to be extinct first!
Dumb Mammoth: Haha, *burn*!
Ethan: We're the same species, geniuses.
Dumb Mammoth: What... double burn!
Shira: [after Manny and the herd escape] Gutt, I can explain.
Captain Gutt: [seizes Shira by the throat] When this ends, I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose. That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him and everything he loves.
Captain Gutt: [seizes Shira by the throat] When this ends, I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose. That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him and everything he loves.
