Identity Thief

Identity Thief Quotes

Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.

Diana: Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible fucking name.
Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?
Diana: Do they like ribs?
Diana: I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.
Julian: [having just been shot] You know what, you're crazy!
Skiptracer: Yep. Diagnosed and everything.
Bartender: These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.
Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
Diana: Thank you.
Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
Diana: I know.
Sandy Patterson: I said no jewelry.
Diana: Oh, were you serious?
Sandy Patterson: Yeah.
Diana: You've got to work on your tone.
Sandy Patterson: Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

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