Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson — American Comedian born on October 23, 1925, died on January 23, 2005

John William "Johnny" Carson was an American television host, comedian, writer, producer, actor, and musician, best known for his thirty years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award. He was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. Johnny Carson was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992 and received a Kennedy Center Honor in 1993... (wikipedia)

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.