Larry Wall — Canadian Author born on March 10, 1949,

Larry Wall is a computer programmer and author, most widely known as the creator of the Perl programming language... (wikipedia)

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Younger hackers are hard to classify. They're probably just as diverse as the old hackers are. We're all over the map.
I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.