Adrian Monk is a brilliant San Francisco detective, whose obsessive compulsive disorder just happens to get in the way.

lyrics: [theme song] # It's a jungle out there / Disorder and confusion everywhere / No one seems to care / Well I do / Hey, who's in charge here? / It's a jungle out there / Poison in the very air we breathe / Do you know what's in the water that you drink? / Well I do, and it's amazing / People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time / If you paid attention, you'd be worried too / You better pay attention / Or this world we love so much might just kill you / I could be wrong now, but I don't think so / It's a jungle out there #
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Adrian Monk: It's a gift... and a curse.
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Adrian Monk: Here's what happened.
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Adrian Monk: I don't know how he did it. But he did it.
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Adrian Monk: I just solved the case.
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Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.
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Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
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Adrian Monk: Wipe!
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Adrian Monk: Unless I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not...
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Natalie: I'm calling the Captain.
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Adrian Monk: Here's the thing...