Larry spans the globe, uniting favorite and new characters while embarking on an epic quest to save the magic before it is gone forever.

[Teddy's final words and the last lines spoken by Robin Williams on camera too]
Teddy Roosevelt: Smile, my boy. It's sunrise.
Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.
Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.
Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.
Jedediah: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!
Jedediah: Where the heck are we?
[the Pompeii volcano starts]
Octavius: Ohh... Pompeii.
[They ran away in the Pompeii exhibit as lava comes after them]
Jedediah: This is the last round up!
[the lava comes close to them until Dexter the monkey pees on them and the lava to save them]
Octavius: We must never speak of what happend here today.
[Dexter pees on them again]
Jedediah: Come on, that wasn't necessary!
Merenkahre: You are speaking to the Pharaoh. Kiss my staff!
Larry Daley: Oh, uh... is it okay if I don't?
[from trailer]
Larry Daley: You know what you have to do?
Laa: Stay.
Larry Daley: That's right, just make sure she stays in there.
[Laa is blocking the security guard door]
Tilly: You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.
Teddy Roosevelt: We're ready.
Larry Daley: I'm not.
Teddy Roosevelt: Let us go, son.
[from trailer]
Teddy Roosevelt: Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
[Larry turns on his flashlight to make the lion statues chase it]
Jedediah: You can't ambush me with that kinda cute!
[from trailer]
Sir Lancelot: You always put the monkey in charge?
Larry Daley: Oh, he's not in charge, we're just following him.
Sir Lancelot: That's what being in charge means.
Alice Eve: He's doing his Wolverine thing.
Larry Daley: These guys depend on me.
[from trailer]
Laa: Dada!
Larry Daley: No, no, i'm not your dada. Yes, we look similar.
Laa: Dada.
Larry Daley: No touching.
[He slaps Laa's hand]
Larry Daley: Stop it.
Larry Daley: I'm Half-Irish, Half-Jewish, so...
Merenkahre: You are! I love Jews! We owned 40,000 of them!
Shepseheret: Such lovely people.
Ahkmenrah: Here we go...
Larry Daley: They were very happy, always singing with candles...
Larry Daley: Yeah. They really weren't happy.
Shepseheret: Really?
Larry Daley: No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
Shepseheret: Oh!
Larry Daley: Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal.
Teddy Roosevelt: You're done your job. It's time for your next adventure!
Larry Daley: I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.
Teddy Roosevelt: [reassuring] How exciting.
Octavius: You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes!
[Jedediah turns and looks at him]
Octavius: His eyes are very blue.
Ahkmenrah: At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
[Larry turns and looks at Ahkmenrah strangely]
Ahkmenrah: ...Too dark?