An abandoned zebra (voice of Frankie Muniz) grows up believing he is a racehorse, and, with the help of his barnyard friends and a teenage girl (Hayden Panettiere), sets out to achieve his dream of racing with thoroughbreds.

[from trailer]
Reggie: Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!
Reggie: [Nolan has just cut a racetrack in his cornfield] If you build it, they will come.
Goose: Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!
Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy!
Lightning: Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.
[from trailer]
Lightning: If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.
Goose: Jeez! I didn't know the goat was packin'!
Nolan Walsh: It's the filly.
Woodzie: It always is.
Franny: What are you?
Stripes: I don't know.
Tucker: We can rule out "genius".
Ruffshodd: Hey Plow Boy! You missed a spot!
Scuzz: Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!
Reggie: Acid rain! Acid rain!
Goose: All right. Listen up, you glue factory rejects.
Stripes: But I am a horse... a racehorse!
Sir Trenton: You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.
Goose: Oh you're good. You are. You are very good.
Goose: Get back here, you chicken! C'mon, I'll fight you with one wing behind my back.
[repeated line]
Channing Walsh: That's my best boy.
Tucker: Goose, who's a pelican who's really a stool pigeon who's a chicken who ducks. That's five birds, count 'em.
Goose: You ever try swimming in cement horseshoes.
Goose: Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.
Goose: You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.
Goose: Now you're talking, baby! Let's do this, barnyard style.
Goose: You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!