Robert Orben — American Entertainer born on March 04, 1927,

Robert Orben is best known as an American professional comedy writer, though he also worked as a speechwriter for Gerald R. Ford and as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and he has also written books for magicians... (wikipedia)

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.