S. J. Perelman — American Writer born on February 01, 1904, died on October 17, 1979

Sidney Joseph Perelman , known as S. J. Perelman, was an American humorist, author, and screenwriter. He is best known for his humorous short pieces written over many years for The New Yorker. He also wrote for several other magazines, including Judge, as well as books, scripts, and screenplays. Perelman received an Academy Award for screenwriting in 1956... (wikipedia)

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.