Speeding Quotes. QuotesGram

In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses... the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!

People spend so much time in their cars, and it's a legal way to have fun by speeding a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby.

I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off.

In August of 2002, I survived a car accident. Although I can still see the van speeding toward us, I cannot bring to mind the crash itself - only its aftermath.

I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.

Climate change is real. Climate change is being substantially increased by humans and the carbon we put into the atmosphere. And it appears to be speeding up. If science has made any mistakes, science has been underestimating it.

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet.

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.