I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you're more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot.
It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake.
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.