Todd Barry — American Comedian born on March 26, 1964,

Todd Barry is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor... (wikipedia)

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place.
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.