Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place.
Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But I want Don Draper to get back to where he was in the first season. I like him married and gallivanting around.
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.