Alice Roosevelt Longworth — American Author born on February 12, 1884, died on February 20, 1980

Alice Lee Roosevelt Longworth was an American writer and prominent socialite. She was the oldest child of U.S. President Theodore "T.R." Roosevelt, Jr. . She was the only child of Roosevelt and his first wife, Alice Hathaway Lee ... (wikipedia)

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.