Allan Sloan — American Journalist

Allan Sloan is an American journalist, formerly senior editor at large at Fortune magazine... (wikipedia)

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Teamwork is better than isolation, especially for a columnist.
People are treating the Stewart case as seriously as Enron when it's really over trivia.
Go for the gold: better one great column and some undistinguished ones than constant mediocrity.
Report, report, report. Dig, dig, dig. Think, think, think. Don't stop being a reporter because you've become a columnist.