But I'm a Cheerleader Quotes
A naive teenager is sent to rehab camp when her straitlaced parents and friends suspect her of being a lesbian.
Graham: [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing] Megan, it's not what you think.
Megan: That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.
Graham: I don't like Sinead that way.
Megan: Which way is that, clothed?
Graham: We weren't doing anything.
Megan: Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.
Graham: No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!
Megan: It doesn't matter.
Graham: Why are you freaking out?
Megan: It's none of my bussiness. Do what you want.
Graham: You want me to do what I want?
Megan: I could care less.
Graham: What I *really* want?
Megan: Screw you!-
[Graham kisses Megan]
Megan: That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.
Graham: I don't like Sinead that way.
Megan: Which way is that, clothed?
Graham: We weren't doing anything.
Megan: Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.
Graham: No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!
Megan: It doesn't matter.
Graham: Why are you freaking out?
Megan: It's none of my bussiness. Do what you want.
Graham: You want me to do what I want?
Megan: I could care less.
Graham: What I *really* want?
Megan: Screw you!-
[Graham kisses Megan]
Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham: My mother got married in pants.
[group applauds]
Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary: Hilary?
Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.
Mary: Sinead.
Sinead: I was born in France.
Mary: Clayton.
Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan: I like balls.
Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.
[group applauds]
Mary: Joel?
Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham: My mother got married in pants.
[group applauds]
Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary: Hilary?
Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.
Mary: Sinead.
Sinead: I was born in France.
Mary: Clayton.
Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan: I like balls.
Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.
[group applauds]
Mary: Joel?
Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
Megan: I'm a homosexual!
[shouting]
Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
Mary: Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!
[group therapy applauds then embraces her]
Megan: I'm a homosex...
[cries]
Mary: Okay. Go on now. Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay.
Megan: [drooling] No.
Mary: Here, put these on.
Megan: [sobbing] Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. Oh, my god!
[shouting]
Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
Mary: Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!
[group therapy applauds then embraces her]
Megan: I'm a homosex...
[cries]
Mary: Okay. Go on now. Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay.
Megan: [drooling] No.
Mary: Here, put these on.
Megan: [sobbing] Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. Oh, my god!
Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...
Larry: Lie.
Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.
Larry: Lie.
Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.
