Charles Nelson Reilly — American Actor born on January 13, 1931, died on May 25, 2007

Charles Nelson Reilly was an American actor, comedian, director and drama teacher, known for his comedic roles in stages, films, children's television and cartoons, and as a game show panelist... (wikipedia)

The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films for the Coast Guard. I listen to a great deal of opera.
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.
Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.