Don Adams — American Comedian born on April 13, 1926, died on September 25, 2005

Donald James Yarmy, known professionally as Don Adams, was an American actor, comedian and director. In his five decades on television, he was best known as Maxwell Smart in the television situation comedy Get Smart, which he also sometimes directed and wrote. Adams won three consecutive Emmy Awards for his portrayal of Smart. He provided the voices for the animated series Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales and Inspector Gadget... (wikipedia)

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.