Norway, WWII: A group of British and German soldiers find themselves stranded in the wilderness after an aircraft battle. Finding shelter in the same cabin, they realize the only way to survive the winter is to place the rules of war aside.

Gunner Robert Smith: Food rule number one: If it's full of vitamins, it tastes like shit.
Gunner Robert Smith: Hey Skunky! How come you're not cold? Maybe you're too fucking stupid to feel cold.
Gunner Robert Smith: I'm a man of principles. Wanna hear one?
Feldwebel Wolfgang Strunk: No.
Gunner Robert Smith: Do whatever makes you happy.
Feldwebel Wolfgang Strunk: What about responsibility?
Gunner Robert Smith: And what about the responsability of being happy?
Captain Charles P. Davenport: Listen to me, you twisted cheese-eating gnome. While you've been sitting on your arse down here waiting for the sun to shine, we've been struggling to survive, in a remote cabin, with some Germans - and we did survive, most of us. And now, I have my lighter back, and that is the end of the matter.
Gunner Robert Smith: [jokingly on how he impressed his girl] Right, I showed her my cock and she fainted.
Gunner Robert Smith: [on Hitler] What fuck does he want with China?
Gunner Robert Smith: I said the soup was okay, you stupid sod!
Gunner Robert Smith: You win the pissing conest, Strunk. Congratulations!
Gunner Robert Smith: What's your name, again? Me, Smith. You?
[Strunk doesn't answer]
Gunner Robert Smith: [shouting] What's your name?
Feldwebel Wolfgang Strunk: Strunk!
Gunner Robert Smith: [after using a page of Mein Kampf as toilet paper] Hey Josef! I have to say, chapter two was a little rough on my ass.
Unteroffizier Josef Schwartz: I'm gonna kill you!
Feldwebel Wolfgang Strunk: [the first time he speaks in English] Nice shooting.
Gunner Robert Smith: Did you just... speak?
Unteroffizier Josef Schwartz: Are we going home now?
Leutnant Horst Schopis: Yes, we're going home now.
Gunner Robert Smith: Put the gun down.
Leutnant Horst Schopis: You put the gun down.
Gunner Robert Smith: How did you get it?
Captain Charles P. Davenport: It's a little complicated.
Leutnant Horst Schopis: I'm willing to low my gun. If you do the same.
Gunner Robert Smith: And end up in a German prison camp? No fuckin' thank you!