Irwin Corey — American Actor born on July 29, 1914,

"Professor" Irwin Corey is an American comic, film actor and activist, often billed as "The World's Foremost Authority". He introduced his unscripted, improvisational style of stand-up comedy at the well-known San Francisco club, the hungry i. Lenny Bruce once described Corey as "one of the most brilliant comedians of all time"... (wikipedia)

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.