J. B. Morton — English Writer born on June 07, 1893, died on May 10, 1979

John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton, better known by his preferred abbreviation J. B. Morton was an English humorous writer noted for authoring a column called "By the Way" under the pen name 'Beachcomber' in the Daily Express from 1924 to 1975... (wikipedia)

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.