Jonathan Carroll Quotes

Jonathan Carroll — American Author born on January 26, 1949,

Jonathan Samuel Carroll is an American fiction writer primarily known for novels that may be labelled magic realism, slipstream or contemporary fantasy. He has lived in Austria from the 1970s... (wikipedia)

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.

Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.

Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?

May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world.

Jonathan Carroll Quotes

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