Ken Dodd — British Comedian born on November 08, 1929,

Kenneth Arthur "Ken" Dodd, OBE is an English comedian, singer-songwriter and actor, identified by his trademark unruly hair and protruding teeth, his red, white and blue "tickling stick" and his famous, upbeat greeting of "How tickled I am!". He also created the world and characters of the Diddy Men, with 'diddy' being Liverpudlian slang for small... (wikipedia)

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.