Ogden Nash — American Poet born on August 19, 1902, died on May 19, 1971

Frederic Ogden Nash was an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, The New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry". Nash wrote over 500 pieces of comic verse. The best of his work was published in 14 volumes between 1931 and 1972... (wikipedia)

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.