Pecker Quotes

A Baltimore sandwich shop employee becomes an overnight sensation when photographs he's taken of his weird family become the latest rage in the art world. The young man is called "Pecker" ... See full summary »

Tina: We're all famous- just like the Jackson family!
Jimmy: Don't say that, Tina.

Pecker: [Making a toast] And my little sister Chrissy, for teaching me that life is nothing if you're not obsessed.

Pecker: I love you Shelley! I love you more than Kodak!

Shelley: Don't become an asshole, Pecker. I beg of you do not become an asshole.

Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad!

Tina: Here comes Tina Supermodel!

T-Bone: Ride it, bitch! Ride it like a butch bottom!

[after boys tried smugly stealing clothes]
Blond Haired Cashier Lady: Now give me the camera and unzip your pants and show me your hardware or I'm calling the police.

Memama: Sometimes there's things more important than pit beef.

Shelley: Don't become an asshole. I beg of you, do not become an asshole.

Pecker: I love you, little Chrissy. No matter what.

Jimmy: Pubic hair causes crime.