Rick Reilly — American Writer born on February 03, 1958,

Richard Paul "Rick" Reilly is an American sportswriter. Long known for being the "back page" columnist for Sports Illustrated, Reilly moved to ESPN on June 1, 2008, where he was a featured columnist for ESPN.com and wrote the back page column for ESPN the Magazine. Reilly hosted ESPN’s Homecoming with Rick Reilly, an interview show, and he is a contributing essayist for ESPN SportsCenter and ABC Sports... (wikipedia)

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.
I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.
I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.