Rip Taylor — American Comedian born on January 13, 1934,

Charles Elmer "Rip" Taylor, Jr. is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his exuberance and flamboyant personality, including his wild moustache and his habit of showering himself with confetti... (wikipedia)

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.
I've created such a monster.
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.