Sorority Boys Quotes
Three rowdy college students are kicked out of their dorm and dress up in drag to live in the DOG house, where the girls deemed unattractive live.
Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?
Adam: [sighs] What tape?
Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise]
Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?
Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
Adam: [sighs] What tape?
Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise]
Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?
Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
