Willow Quotes
A reluctant dwarf must play a critical role in protecting a special baby from an evil queen.
Willow: What are you doing?
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!
Madmartigan: I found some blackroot. She loves it.
Willow: Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
Madmartigan: Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you! It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?
Willow: Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!
Madmartigan: Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?
Sorsha: You said you loved me.
Madmartigan: I don't remember that.
Sorsha: You lied to me.
Madmartigan: No, I... I just wasn't myself last night.
Sorsha: I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.
Madmartigan: Sort of.
Sorsha: Then what?
Madmartigan: It... went away.
Sorsha: Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it *went away*?
Sorsha: You said you loved me.
Madmartigan: I don't remember that.
Sorsha: You lied to me.
Madmartigan: No, I... I just wasn't myself last night.
Sorsha: I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.
Madmartigan: Sort of.
Sorsha: Then what?
Madmartigan: It... went away.
Sorsha: Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it *went away*?
Rool: We'll never catch up with those horses!
Franjean: Then we will have to track them.
Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?
Rool: Nah, this is more fun.
Franjean: All right, fine then. Come on!
Franjean: Then we will have to track them.
Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?
Rool: Nah, this is more fun.
Franjean: All right, fine then. Come on!
Cherlindrea: Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours.
High Aldwin: I will consult the bones!
[he shakes the bones out of the pouch and studies them]
High Aldwin: [in a low voice, to Willow] The bones tell me nothing.
[pause]
High Aldwin: Have you any love for this child?
Willow: [looks at Elora] Yes. Yes, I do.
High Aldwin: [standing] The bones have spoken!
[he shakes the bones out of the pouch and studies them]
High Aldwin: [in a low voice, to Willow] The bones tell me nothing.
[pause]
High Aldwin: Have you any love for this child?
Willow: [looks at Elora] Yes. Yes, I do.
High Aldwin: [standing] The bones have spoken!
Franjean: Fine, good! Then we go that way, to the lake!
Rool: [tapping Franjean's shoulder] *That* way.
Franjean: You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge!
Rool: [in unison] You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go?
Franjean, Rool: THAT WAY!
Madmartigan: Oh, NO! That's the way I'm going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that's it!
[beat]
Madmartigan: You're not going south, are you?
Rool: [tapping Franjean's shoulder] *That* way.
Franjean: You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge!
Rool: [in unison] You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go?
Franjean, Rool: THAT WAY!
Madmartigan: Oh, NO! That's the way I'm going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that's it!
[beat]
Madmartigan: You're not going south, are you?
Madmartigan: [He and Willow have entered a fortress empty, save for petrified beings] Why did I *listen* to you, Peck? "Everything will be all right once we get to Tir Asleen". Well, the only army around here is the one that will ride across this valley and wipe us out!
Willow: But Cherlindrea said we'd be safe here!
Madmartigan: Safe? Look at these people! This place is cursed, Peck. It's falling apart. Open your eyes. And it...
[Steps in a pile of troll dung]
Madmartigan: Trolls!
Willow: But Cherlindrea said we'd be safe here!
Madmartigan: Safe? Look at these people! This place is cursed, Peck. It's falling apart. Open your eyes. And it...
[Steps in a pile of troll dung]
Madmartigan: Trolls!
[Sorsha takes off her helmet, revealing her face and long hair, after Madmartigan has pushed her away from him when she tries to look under his robe for Elora Danan]
Madmartigan: [still disguised as 'Hilda' and speaking in a falsetto] You're... beautiful.
Sorsha: And you're very strong.
Madmartigan: Thank you...
Sorsha: You're no woman!
[she rips off Madmartigan's disguise]
Barmaid: Now, honey...
Llug: Not a woman?
Barmaid: Easy!
Madmartigan: Gentlemen...
Llug: *Not a woman?*
Madmartigan: ...meet Llug.
[he ducks just as Llug's punch knocks into the soldier holding him]
Madmartigan: [still disguised as 'Hilda' and speaking in a falsetto] You're... beautiful.
Sorsha: And you're very strong.
Madmartigan: Thank you...
Sorsha: You're no woman!
[she rips off Madmartigan's disguise]
Barmaid: Now, honey...
Llug: Not a woman?
Barmaid: Easy!
Madmartigan: Gentlemen...
Llug: *Not a woman?*
Madmartigan: ...meet Llug.
[he ducks just as Llug's punch knocks into the soldier holding him]
Madmartigan: Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.
Willow: Meegosh... did we do the right thing?
Meegosh: Absolutely. There's nothing to worry about.
[They hear Elora crying overhead, and look up to see her being carried by a hawk ridden by a brownie]
Franjean: Yaaah, ha-ha! I stole the baby, I stole the baby, ha-ha! Yah!
Willow: That's my baby! Stop, wait, come back!
Franjean: [flying off] Left, you stupid bird, left! Ha-ha!
Meegosh: Absolutely. There's nothing to worry about.
[They hear Elora crying overhead, and look up to see her being carried by a hawk ridden by a brownie]
Franjean: Yaaah, ha-ha! I stole the baby, I stole the baby, ha-ha! Yah!
Willow: That's my baby! Stop, wait, come back!
Franjean: [flying off] Left, you stupid bird, left! Ha-ha!
Madmartigan: [crying] I guess I am gonna die here. Who cares?
Willow: [offers him a cup of water] Here.
Madmartigan: [Immediately recovering] Thanks, friend.
Willow: What's that?
[Sees a mass of soldiers on horses approaching]
Madmartigan: I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.
Willow: [offers him a cup of water] Here.
Madmartigan: [Immediately recovering] Thanks, friend.
Willow: What's that?
[Sees a mass of soldiers on horses approaching]
Madmartigan: I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.
Madmartigan: Let me out of here, Airk. Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you.
Airk: I still serve Galadorn, remember? You serve no one. Just sit in your coffin and rot.
[Rides off]
Madmartigan: I'll be around long after you're dead! When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!
Airk: I still serve Galadorn, remember? You serve no one. Just sit in your coffin and rot.
[Rides off]
Madmartigan: I'll be around long after you're dead! When I get out of here, I'm gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!
Burgelcutt: [Vohnkar has volunteered to accompany Willow on his quest] No - not Vohnkar! He's the best warrior in the village, we need him here. Vohnkar - step back!
High Aldwin: All this expedition needs is a leader. And according to the bones, that leader is... you, Burgelkutt.
Burgelcutt: VOHNKAR!
High Aldwin: All this expedition needs is a leader. And according to the bones, that leader is... you, Burgelkutt.
Burgelcutt: VOHNKAR!
