Codename: Kids Next Door Quotes
Codename: Kids Next Door follows the escapades of five eager, yet bumbling, ten-year-olds as they join forces against adulthood to fight for the right to enjoy all the fun things in life. ... See full summary »
Stickybeard: [to Numbuh 5] You have passion for the candy, lassie. What do you say you be my new first mate? Together, we'll sail the suburbs, robbing kids of their candy. And when me teeth are all fallen out, you'll inherit me vast candy fortune, and have all the candy for *200 miles*! And that's nautical miles, too, which I'm fairly certain is more than regular miles.
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: That's a lot of candy.
[She thinks about the candy possibilities, but then she remembers her friends]
Stickybeard: So what do you say, lassie?
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Thanks, Stickybun, but Numbuh 5's already got a sweet gig.
Stickybeard: So your mind's made up, is it, lassie?
[Moments later, Numbuh 5 is standing on the edge of the plank]
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Uh, how much candy were you offering again?
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: That's a lot of candy.
[She thinks about the candy possibilities, but then she remembers her friends]
Stickybeard: So what do you say, lassie?
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Thanks, Stickybun, but Numbuh 5's already got a sweet gig.
Stickybeard: So your mind's made up, is it, lassie?
[Moments later, Numbuh 5 is standing on the edge of the plank]
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Uh, how much candy were you offering again?
[Count Spankulot had just entered a house and spanked whom he thought were Mr. Fibb and Mr. Wink for attempting to destroy children's playgrounds everywhere, but he was mistaken; it's a judge and his wife]
Count Spankulot: There! Let the achiness of your bottoms be a reminder of the power of Count Spank...
Judge: You... you... you... you...!
Count Spankulot: [shocked] Judge!
Judge: How dare you come into my house and spank me and my wife!
Judge's Wife: [rubbing her rear] Oh, my bottom. I can't feel my bottom.
Count Spankulot: [stammering] But I thought I was helping children?
Count Spankulot: There! Let the achiness of your bottoms be a reminder of the power of Count Spank...
Judge: You... you... you... you...!
Count Spankulot: [shocked] Judge!
Judge: How dare you come into my house and spank me and my wife!
Judge's Wife: [rubbing her rear] Oh, my bottom. I can't feel my bottom.
Count Spankulot: [stammering] But I thought I was helping children?
Father: At first those Kids Next Door were a minor nuisance. That is why I entrusted you with their destruction. But because of your failures, they constantly interfere with my schemes to have adults... rule the world! That angers me. I will no longer tolerate failure. Destroy the Kids Next Door...
[flames up; screaming]
Father: ... OR ELSE!
[the Delightfuls don't move a muscle]
Father: Well... WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR!
Delightful Children From Down The Lane: Can we borrow the really, really, incredibly, destructive machine? Pretty please?
Father: Oh, okay, but I don't want so much as a *scratch* on it when you're done! Got that?
[flames up; screaming]
Father: ... OR ELSE!
[the Delightfuls don't move a muscle]
Father: Well... WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR!
Delightful Children From Down The Lane: Can we borrow the really, really, incredibly, destructive machine? Pretty please?
Father: Oh, okay, but I don't want so much as a *scratch* on it when you're done! Got that?
