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Adventures of a teenage pop star who keeps her identity secret from even her closest friends by using a disguise on stage.
Jackson Stewart: [the beginning drum beat of the 'Hannah Montana' theme song is heard while Jackson is watching TV] Ugh! When is this show NOT ON?
[repeated line] Jackson Stewart: Good day. I said good day, daddy!
Amber: [the girls think a bear is outside of their tent] I'm too pretty to die! Ashley Dewitt: No way, I'm pretty, too! Miley Stewart: Alright! I'll go check! Ashley Dewitt: [she leaves, and loud growling is heard] Oh my gosh! Lilly, go check on her! Lilly Truscott: Why do I have to go? Amber: [scoffs] I believe we've established the pretty scale.
[repeated line] Roxie: I have my EYES on you!
[repeated line] Miley Stewart: Sweet Niblets!
[Robbie hurts himself during limbo] Robbie Stewart: Ow, my achey, breaky back!
[repeated line] Miley Stewart: Ya think?
[repeated line] Robbie Stewart: Dag flab-it!
Miley Stewart: It was as easy as findin' a mullet at a trucker's convention.
Lilly Truscott: Hey Oliver! I can see you! Oliver Oken: [Lifting Miley's hair on the other side] I can see you too!