House M.D.

House M.D. Quotes

An antisocial maverick doctor who specializes in diagnostic medicine does whatever it takes to solve puzzling cases that come his way using his crack team of doctors and his wits.

[repeated line]
Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Chris Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Gregory House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!
Dr. Gregory House: The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth.
Dr. Gregory House: A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face.
[to Cuddy]
Dr. Gregory House: Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up... we're being sued!
Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.
Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
Dr. Gregory House: Over there!
[repeated line]
Dr. Gregory House: We're missing something.
Dr. Gregory House: Even a drunk with a flair for the dramatic can tell himself he's an angel.
Dr. Gregory House: Technology is overrated.
[repeated line]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] You need a lawyer.

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