The Angry Video Game Nerd

The Angry Video Game Nerd Quotes

A foul-mouthed nerd reviews bad video games.

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The Angry Nintendo Nerd: What a shit load of fuck.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: It fuckin' sucks, it suckin' fucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
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The Angry Nintendo Nerd: What were they thinking?
The Angry Nintendo Nerd: [playing Friday the 13th] That's what's awesome about this game: it's logic free. Logic is for pussies!
Kyle Justin: [singing] He's gonna take you back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass. He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear. He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard. He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd. He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's like in Castlevania...
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: THIS is the reason Game Genie was invented.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's like in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde...
The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Cowabunga?
[as one word]
The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dog-shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!

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