The Batman

The Batman Quotes

A young Bruce Wayne is in his third year of trying to establish himself as Batman, protector of Gotham City. Living in Gotham, a metropolis where shadows run long and deep, beneath elevated... See full summary »

Batman: Enough with the act. Lose the dummy.
Scarface: I would, but he keeps following me around!
Catwoman: [to Batgirl, about Batman] I bet he never lets you drive.
Batgirl: He barely lets me sidekick!
Ragdoll: Kitten's got claws.
Catwoman: [cracks her whip] Kitten's got a whip!
Batman: If Catwoman were somehow, some way able to trace the signal back here...
Alfred Pennyworth: We would have to rename it "The Catcave".
Catwoman: Hate to cut our first date short, cutie, but I like to leave a man wanting more.
Batgirl: It's the end of the world.
Robin: No it's not, it just looks a whole lot like it.
Batman: Keep a lookout.
Detective Ellen Yin: I thought I was your partner.
Batman: But you're not my sidekick.
Batman: Let me make myself clear. There's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham.
Batgirl: That's cool, because it's Batwoman. As in I'm a grown woman and I don't need to listen to you.
Batman: Then for your own safety, if you don't listen to me, I'm going to have tell your father, Ms. Gordon.
Batgirl: Ah... You must have me confused with some else.
[silent for a second]
Batgirl: Dude! You just broke the superhero secret identity code.
Bane: The Batman, I presume?
Batman: The masked look must really be catching on.
Bane: Defeat me, and I will allow you to remove it.
Batman: Hate to disappoint, but I don't fight for sport.
Bane: Then fight for your life!
The Joker: Knock-knock!
Killgore Steed: [opening the door] Evening, Joker.
The Joker: [disappointed] You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
Poison Ivy: Who knew you had a sidekick?
Batman: I don't.
Commissioner James Gordon: Set up a perimeter. If Mr. Quake so much as breathes, I want someone there to tell me what he had for lunch.
The Joker: [upon noticing Hugo Strange] What a coinky dink! I wanted to talk about the Arkham diet. Too. Many. Nuts.
Rupert Thorne: How-How'd you do that?
Batman: I'm The Batman.
Bruce Wayne: First day, Ethan. Nervous?
Detective Ethan Bennett: I was a cop for six years, Bruce. You think I can't handle staring at a monitor?
[steps into a room with monitor covered walls]
Detective Ethan Bennett: Whoa!
Bruce Wayne: Make that 350 monitors.
The Joker: [to Punch and Judy] You two don't count - you're not sidekicks, you're goons.
Alfred Pennyworth: The young man you were expecting apologizes. He won't be able to attend, I'm afraid.
Becky: Let me guess. He's married.
Alfred Pennyworth: To his work.
The Penguin: [to Man-Bat] What are you? And what do bats have against me, anyway?
Poison Ivy: You're getting to be a real thorn in my side, Batman.
Batman: And you're no rose, Poison Ivy.
Batman: [about Killer Croc's plan] Tens of thousands will be killed.
Killer Croc: And I'll shed a crocodile tear for each and every one of 'em.
Detective Ellen Yin: [about Clayface] He could be anywhere.
Bruce Wayne: He could be anyone.
The Joker: Sorry Batman, but Joker always laughs last.
The Joker: He didn't even ask about Yin-In-The-Box.
Detective Ethan Bennett: You're through, Joker!
The Joker: Ah, Detective, or should I say, Night Watchman.
Detective Ethan Bennett: Oh, so you remember me now?
The Joker: I've never forget a face I've tormented.
The Joker: Detective Bennett... You're Clayface?
Clayface: You turned me into Clay!
The Joker: Funny, I was trying to turn you into dust.
Batman: And to think here I thought earthquakes struck without warning.
Temblor: Buddy, you just dialed "D" for destruction!
The Joker: Don't make me slap you, Jack! Get it? Jack? Slap Jack?
[laughs maniaclly]
Batman: We both know you put yourself on ice. I'm here to bring on the thaw.
Detective Ellen Yin: Police! Freeze!
Mr. Freeze: As you wish...
Barbara Gordon: Pam, you hired a thug!
Pamela Isley: Yeah, you'd be surprised what you can find on the Internet.
Batman: The reviews are in, Joker, your show's a flop.
The Penguin: Please, now that all pretenses are off, call me Penguin - a flightless bird, but one with style.
Mr. Freeze: Have an ice evening.
The Penguin: [seeing Joker as The Batman] Joker?
The Joker: I'm The Batman!
The Penguin: You see the thing is... you're *not*!
The Joker: The eggs, Penguin, or I scramble you!
The Penguin: Are you out of your gourd? I'm in the middle of a heist! You don't see me barging in on your "Gas all of Gotham" schemes, do you? It is called professional courtesy!
The Penguin: That's it, my pretties. Show me the money!
Firefly: You shouldn't play with Firefly!

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