The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic Quotes

A sardonic critic reviews movies and TV shows from his childhood and adulthood.

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Nostalgia Critic: I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so *you* don't have to.
Nostalgia Critic: A Bat... Credit Card?... They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the BALLS... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute!
Nostalgia Critic: [when ever something inappropriate comes up in a family film] You know for kids!
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Nostalgia Critic: Zuul, motherfucker, Zuul!
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Nostalgia Critic: They want to, you guessed it, take over the world.
M. Bison: Of *course*!
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Nostalgia Critic: [when doing a top 11 list] Why top 11? 'Cause I like to go one step beyond.
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Nostalgia Critic: [sung] *A-Chuck-A Norr-Issss!*
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Nostalgia Critic: ...which makes this scene...
[bell rings, caption appears]
Nostalgia Critic: ... Entirely Pointless!
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Nostalgia Critic: Elephant!
[the Burger King appears as a chorus sings a note]

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